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So where are we all going on holiday this year and can you recommend it?
Posted by Uncle Wheaty on 2 July 2009 - 8:57pm.
I'll be off to Rab in Croatia for the annual trip to visit the FPO's family. It is actually a lovely island and this year we need to drive with the new arrival - should be fun.
Any advice on driving for a few days across Europe with an infant gratefully received!
Croatia is a lovely country and I would heartily recommend it to anyone looking for a change to the usual European desinations as it offers everything you need in terms of cultre, beaches, history and a national football team we can beat, and because it is not yet in the EU it is relatively cheap.
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Rab?
As in 'big Rab fae The Gorbals'?
I think it is an island in Croatia..
..or a meringue?
No you're right...
It is an island in Croatia.
boom boom!
Islay
Can't wait - peaceful, relaxing place.
Great for the family. I may fit in a visit to the Laphraoig Distillery, too.
Imagine my dismay,
following a visit to the Talisker distillery on Skye (the only one, incidentally), to find the same bottle of 18 yr old that I bought at the visitor centre, six (yes, SIX) quid more expensive than the Lincoln branch of Waitrose!
Ah, but it will have tasted better from its home
At least, that's what the nice people at the Visitors' Centre would tell you.
You're right
it did. Skye was brilliant. We actually spent 3 nights there before moving on to Lewis/Harris. If you're after "remote" you won't do better than here:
http://www.planasker.co.uk/Default.asp?page=16
Brilliant hosts/accomodation/food....
and the guy has a Linn system for your use!!
Whisky galore
I visited Islay as a wee laddie. My dear Mum has never lived down her comment on first setting foot on Islay's golden sand 'the very air seems different!'. It seemed inappropriate to point out the contribution to said air of several distilleries in the vicinity!
There was a brilliant, if somewhat arrogant, ad created a few years back titled 'the whisky map of Scotland' in which the rest of Scotland had been erased and Islay was shown in sublime isolation.
Arran
A friend of mine lived on Arran for many years, where self-sufficiency is the norm for natives. 12 years ago there was a great big Tourist Board hoo-hah over the Official Opening Of The Arran Distillery.
He said to me "What's one more still on the island, eh?"
So near, yet so far
For the uninitiated, the island of Arran in the Firth of Clyde is 'Scotland in miniature' due it straddling the Highland Boundary Fault. Its close proximity to urban central Scotland can take you by surprise though - got stranded there for an extra day (not an undue hardship) a few years back due to adverse weather conditions at the surprisingly exposed Ayrshire port of Ardrossan.
I'm a West of Scotland born and bred guy (true to type - now living in England!) and spent many a great (if sometimes wet) holiday on the West Coast including Islay, Kintyre, Arran, Bute, Mull and Ullapool. Having a young family, I have in the last couple of years discovered the charms of the 'dark side' of the country, in particular the East Neuk of Fife. Much recommended.
Talking of recommendations - visitors and natives alike are well advised to check out the definitive guide book Scotland the Best - not, as it may appear, a list of why Scotland is the best at everything but an invaluable resource:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Scotland-Best-Peter-Irvine/dp/0007165307
My favourite
distillery trip was to Highland Park on the Orkneys, a pretty decent whisky too.
The Best Whisky
Ever, imho. in the twelve YO form. The eighteen YO isn't as good IMHO.
Islay - you lucky devil
The new Ardbeg Visitor Centre is worth a visit and the whisky certainly worth checking out.
Scotland the Best - seconded - if you're visiting Scotland, this is the book to buy.
Previous visits
We went to the Bowmore visitor centre one year, and last year we managed to get to Bruichladdich. Both were great.
I didn't know Ardbeg had a new visitor centre : I am a Friend Of Laphroaig but have yet to visit my plot there to claim my rent (of a dram). I can't imagine I'll be able to fit more than one distillery visit into the holiday.
I went to Mexico
earlier this year. Pre-Swine Flu (February). Honest. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Just worried that the Mexico visa in my passport is going to make it a tad harder to go anywhere else...
Did you go to any Mayan temples?
Fantastic culture and their calendar runs out aoon so they may have been prophetic what with swine flu etc!
What does FPO mean?
Sorry, I'm a bit slow...
Fun Prevention Officer
A bit of a sexist in joke for your partner
I'm afraid I was the FPO...
in my last relationship.
Patrick!
Are you admitting you don't listen to the podcast?
(HM Bateman look)
I do guv, honest...
I remember them saying something along those lines, but the sound at that point wasn't great and I couldn't work out what had been said! :)
Carton milk
lots of wipes and work out where you are going to be for feeds. We drove to Holland last year with 6 month twins. All pretty good but for the ferry on the way home which buggered up the feed and meant that we had crying babies for the first hour in the car after the ferry. Check ferry times!
But very good on the whole - better than an airport experience.
Corsica
Myself, along with token wife and child, will be nailing our middle-class colours to the mast and doing the Mark Warner thing for a fortnight. All terribly nice. I like Corsica.
Sicilia
Fantastic place, lovely people, great food. The East of the Island can get a wwee bit crowded but Palermo is magnificent. San Vito lo Capo in the the North-Western corner is a nice spot and the village of Corleone is well worth a visit.
Chicago
Off to the US again this year. Last year we went to Texas - that was my second time there and I would recommend it to anyone. The people are the friendliest and most helpful I have come across anywhere in the States and they have spaceships there!
This year it's up north to Chicago & Detroit for baseball, Motown and the worlds largest drive-in cinema (9 screens!).
On Holiday now!
We're on our fortnight break now. Visited my Mum in sunny Scunny then had a few days staying in the hotel in York where we had our honeymoon nearly 21 years ago.
While there had a day trip to Scarborough, and had a fantastic time. One of the best Fish'n'Chips ever and a boat trip down the coast, a really good time.
Ian
I was born in Scarborough,
I was born in Scarborough, always took it for granted, boring in the winter & crowded in the summer. At this distance I now see it as a nice place. York is excellent but unfortunately very rough/lively on a night (depending upon how youung you are).
Japan
in 16 days - Tokyo,Kyoto and Hiroshima using bullet trains courtesy of a Japan rail pass. No doubt will be checking out cd shops to search for those rare to find Japanese editions with extra tracks. Would also like to check out Japanese electronica - any recommendations?
In Tokyo
Disk Union shops are good for second hand stuff and if you're a Beatles fan Japan is the place to be as they are obsessed with them so you might find some interesting rarities.
There's a pretty comprehensive list here, not sure how old it is though.
http://www.bento.com/rekodoya.html
I'm not very good on Electronica but I do like Pizzicato Five who I guess are pretty mainstream but their main guy Yasuharu Konishi has also done other interesting stuff like Mansfield and Fantastic Plastic Machine.
Shibuya is the main music area, lots of clubs and venues and musicians hanging out saw a great new Japanese band there last year with the wonderful name Ogre You Asshole!
Shimokitazawa is a cool place to go, there's lots of decent small shops and a good atmosphere.
It's all amazing
I went two years ago. It's like the future, only now.
If you only go to one shop make sure it's Tokyo Hands in Shibuya. And don't be afraid to just walk into any building and get in the lift and see what lies before you when the doors open...Lots of great bars, restaurants, pool halls, karaoke bars hidden in these buildings.
No one speaks a word of English either, so take lots of guides.
Istanbul
Terrific city - good weather, no end of amzing things to see, friendly people, decent food, no yobbishness, great boat trips to get away from the city, cheap because it's not in the Euro-zone.
Loved it. It is a bit full on, and, yes, everyone will try to sell you a carpet (shake their hand , and say you're not interested today but good luck with the other customers). Probably not one for families, nor for anyone with mobility problems as it's both hilly and very crowded.
Filey then the Lake District
traditional two week break going up North to Filey (about 8 miles from Scarborough on the East Yorkshire coast) to the most extraordinarily magnificent tidal bay, and some utterly brilliant Fish & Chips (never talked about in "the best..." guides) but they ARE the best (Inghams, if you're interested...the special haddock hangs off the plate)
Then over to the Lakes for some walking, think the 4 yr old will be up to a gentle trek up Catbells this year, following breaking him in on Orrest Head last year.
TO be honest, if the weather is good, the UK has SO much to offer, why go anywhere else
Y Viva Espana
Three weeks to go....and then
Stressful drive to Plymouth.
Relaxing ferry to Santander.
1,500 miles of driving on wide-open, empty Spanish motorways taking in Segovia, Toledo, Cuenca and Burgos amongst other places.
Stacks of culture, beer, only man out and about in the siesta etc (bloody English)
Relaxing ferry to Plymouth
Stressful drive home.
That is unless Mrs b gets taken ill again on the day of departure like last year, in which case delete all of the above and replace with:
Stressful drive to hospital
Even more stressful, hot and sweaty, stint in casualty on the hottest day of the year.
Incidentally, the in-laws live in the East of Spain halfway between Valencia and Alicante. The temperature on their balcony yesterday reached 46 degrees and it was too hot to eat their evening meal out there. And we wimps thought 30 degrees was tough.
Washington DC & Virginia Beach
All to fit in with my girlfriends birthday & a friends 40th (who has just moved to Virginia Beach).
While we are out there, we are off to see U2 (not too fussed on that part, but very pleased that Muse are the support).
First time I've been to America, and the first proper holday I've had in my 16 years as an adult. Up to now it's just been the odd weekend away.
If anyone has been to any of these two places, any advice on what to do or see would be greatly recieved...
DC
If you've never been to DC before, do the obvious stuff - the Mall, Lincoln Memorial, Washington Memorial, The Reflecting Pond, White House etc etc. They're all packed together within a mile or so.
They're not necessarily the most exciting places in the world but, in the space of an hour, you'll see some of the most iconic film/news locations in the world.
For ever after, you'll be pointing at the screen during the news or films going "I've been there!"
I do that incessantly
DC, Moscow, New York.
All visited. All pointed at gleefully by me whenever they appear on the telly or a movie.
'Your Daddy's been there!' I say to my daughter who, even at the age of 3, has developed a baleful long suffering look.
My wife simply punches me in the throat at the first long shot of a Manhattan skyline.
Heeyy!
General DC advice -
1. Don't try to park anywhere near the centre.
2. Don't assume that the security checks to go into public buildings are like this elsewhere in America - in DC they're in a heightened state of paranoia!
Best thing to see:
Fonzies jacket in the Smithsonian.
About DC trust me on this!
Do not go to the FBI museum!
It was the single most boring day of my life. After queueing for hours they led us around these identical corridors saying things like(and I kid you not) "Over the years the FBI have collected an incredible array of goods seized from criminals all over the USA. It has to be seen to be believed, we store it just behind this wall." We stood staring at a blank wall, if you did that at home people would think you'd gone crazy.
Washington though is fantastic, the Air Space Museum is worth the trip on it's own. From memory the Wright Brothers plane and the Apollo 11 space capsule are hanging in the foyer!
It flew away
The Wright brothers' plane is now in a room on dedicated to all things Wright brothers now. Looking forward to seeing their old bicycle shop that has apparently been relocated to the Ford museum in Detroit!
DC
go hang out in Georgetown - down near Waterfront, around Georgetown U and between M Street and K and Wisconsin Avenue
Drive into the Maryland country - it's beautiful. Rock Creek Park
If you like The Wire - Baltimore's up the road...
But - do keep your wits about you there and DC too - common sense stuff really
A cottage outside
Pickering in North Yorkshire.
I know. I said much the same. No disrespect to that fine county and to the lovely town of Pickering but we had been thinking very seriously about going out to the Barrier Reef this year.
Then we had to buy a new car so that blew a hole in the Treasure of the Sierra Madre of our savings.
So, North Yorkshire rather than Northern Queensland.
What's the snorkelling like in Pickering? I assume there are no alligators?
VIVA LAS VEGAS
Las Vegas here I come (well in 6 weeks time anyway!)... man how tacky am I, even going to a wedding out there (not mine), and not being officiated by Elvis!
Going to lose 72 hours straight of my life on the Blackjack tables or slotties, lol!!
Hope you enjoy it
I must "try" Las Vegas again sometime. When I went there about 15 years ago it was horrible. Just very hot with very little to do than go into the casinos and see people sitting at slot machines or playing cards. I did put a few dimes in a machine but I don't think I "get" that kind of entertainment. I know it's changed a lot since then with more of theme park experience.
Don't diss Elvis weddings!
We got married in Vegas 2 years ago and had an absolute blast. It was officiated by the Grim Reaper but we did invite Elvis to come sing for us! :)
Thoroughly recommend Paris restaurant in the fake Eiffel Tower - fab food and service and not that pricy. That's where we had our "Reception". There's also a lovely view of the dancing fountains at the Bellagio.
If you get a chance, go the Burger Bar in the Mandalay Bay. Home of the Dessert Burger (no I'm not kidding - go look it up!)
Even if you're planning to lose 72 hours straight, I would definitely advise taking ear plugs and an eye shade if you want to get any sleep at all - Vegas is most definitely a 24 hour city and it can get pretty tiring after a couple of days!
I would say Have Fun, but I don't need to - you'd have to be dead not to have fun (and I suspect even the dead could probably have some quiet fun without raising any eyebrows! ;) )
Pretend you're the tourist office ... and don't fib!
I'm really keen to be convinced so can you cite any examples of what fun there is to be had apart from gambling (I don't get it) and eating (Just inconvenient refueling to me) and getting married (don't need to do that!). I've spent nearly 20 years thinking that Las Vegas is horrible and I keep hearing that it's fabulous but the thing that comes up time and again is gambling and restaurants.
WELCOME IN THE HILLSIDE
...and just come back from pretty nice staycation in Wales - stayed across the bay opposite Portmerion and the weather was lush, the scenery every morning when i looked out of the cottage window was far out man, and i got in some plenty reading and listening catch-up times along with bbqs and Snowdon mountain climbing.. hoo-ha for Wales, no wonder the Manics love it!
PS:
I'm also staying in a houseboat in Amsterdam at Christmas... am I a very travelled/lucky man or what - and also lucky to be self-employed designer, thus obtaining plenty holiday time and also being able to work wherever there's wireless connection... i'm doing the recession my way.. the highway!
Forgot to mention...
... the August Bank Holiday will be spent around Whitby in a cottage with the girlfriend, and two friends. Oh, and two Chihuahua's.
Algarve
Due to a bit of work thrown in the end, we ended up booking a place in central Algarve for the first two weeks in August. Get the feeling its going to be hot. Any tips for a family holiday day trips around there?
Mallorca
Haven't been for 10 years; should be hot and sunny and fun for the girls. I shall listen to my iPOD and read books.
Had we known about swine flu and the reduced prices in Mexico, we'd have gone there again. It's great value, guaranteed to be hot, although the flight back is a trial.
Just been to Vegas and south of France
Next up is Shanghai, Jersey and Warsaw.
shanghai
now that really is the future. Check out the French concession area where you will find a Bavarian Bier Keller and be served by Chinese guys and gals in leder hosen. Caught a very bad cheesy covers band there while drinking dunkel hefe weis
East Boldre
New Forest
in a tent
Hardcore!
Credit crunch victim
The furthest I'm going this summer is my back garden. I'll be 'staycationing' as it's been christened by broadsheet clever dicks, who talk it up while quietly arranging their annual August jaunts to Tuscany. Anyone got a villa going cheap?
The Oul' Sod
which you all know is Ireland, the place all ex-pats love heading back to, for the Guiness and the crack. Can I recommend it? Well, the pubs are still good but loud because of too many tv sets running. The smoking ban's definitely a good thing though. Quite a pricey little country not too long ago but maybe people are getting a little more humble these days. The countryside is spectacularly beautiful on the Atlantic coast, otherwise much unchecked building going on (ever seen a dwelling with Doric columns AND a Spanish arch??) Okay, okay, actually I do recommend it, for the crack!
It's still expensive I'm afraid.....
Our government's response to the credit crunch? Raise the VAT so it's now 21.5%
That being said, there seem to be some extremely good deals on hotel breaks at the moment. Shop around and see what you can find - there's a site called Pigsback.ie which is one of these value point type sites, but they have an extensive travel section with details of a lot of hotel deals.
It gets a lot less expensive when you get outside of Dublin as well and I notice that Ryanair are doing very cheap flights to Kerry and Cork at the moment.
Come visit - we need the revenue! ;)
Hame`lldaeme, this year
Yes, `Staycation` indeed!
Some good books, one or two BBQs, a couple of days out to Edinburgh and maybe the beach on the West coast of Scotland, three or four bottles of good red, ipod touch, The Word magazine, Sambuca, eat out once or twice, lots of coffee, lie ins, naps in the evening, you never know the weather might even hold out as well. Whats not to like.
(Translation : home will do me)
Even the thought
of flying gives me a double dose of the Heebyjeebies AND The Boonyuchs..
So this year The Future Mrs Geach58 and I are talking about a wee tour of the South Coast Of Engerlund...
Any tips/ideas as to where to go to get some kultchur and good beer/good walks?
come to Hastings...
a stroll over the firehills (named after the gorse bushes) in Hastings country park followed by a pint of Cardinal in the First In Last Out http://www.thefilo.co.uk/ and one of Tush Hamilton's fisherman's rolls by the net huts (oh behave yourself) or better still book yourself in at Maggie's http://www.restaurant-guide.com/maggies-1.htm for the best fish and chips to be found anywhere. You can't go wrong.
Just back from Prague
earlier this week. Went with the GLW for four days and three nights. Amazing sights / architecture around every corner. And the food and the beer are amazing. My favourite parts were the castle (including the walk up to it) and the Jewish quarter. And it wasn't full of stag/hen parties either, as I had half expected - which was nice. It was however incredibly humid.
We're also off to Turkey in October for some last minute sun.
The problem with staycations
is that they often end up more expensive than going away - particularly if you have kids.
A couple of trips in and around London last year (London Zoo, Tussauds, Chessington) and a long weekend in Centerparcs - and frankly I was needing my own bank style bail-out after.
Italy...
... Lake Garda to be exact.
This is our 3rd time going. Great location with endless places and sights to visit.
Heading at the end of July. Can't wait!
Northumberland
Love it, unspoilt, relatively quiet but conversely much to do.
Unemployed
and properly skint, so I won't be going anywhere apart from the back garden.
I'd love a back garden....
I'm currently working but not rich! But I haven't got a garden. i live on the second floor and would love to be able to go into the back garden and have a BBQ. I hope you make the most of it this summer....
Been to...
Elysium Hotel, Paphos, Cyprus. Staggeringly expensive. No, seriously F-off expensive, but excellent. Best hotel experience of my life (and I spent a couple of months in them each year). But did I mention the expensive?
So, the remainder of the summer hols is a long weekend at Featherdown Farms in Lochhouses (Scotland). Oh, and Lattitude. Let's hope it doesn't rain.
BTW, Paphos itself is rubbish.
Staycations
Agree with Sheeve - I generally take my wife and daughter to London twice a year to take in a show and a decent meal. 2 nights can cost more than a weeks holiday.
Just read the business section of the BBC website and my destination of choice Tokyo has just been voted the worlds most expensive city for expats. Apparently a watermelon can cost usd 15 - there goes the healthy diet, looks like it's MacDonalds!!
No 'e'
for me, Stev
ta
Swanage.
Great place - everything you could need - the kids love the beach - just pray for the weather.
Over the the aunties in Sardinia later in the year.
Wales - Pembrokeshire
We've just got back - we did 7 days in a place called Bluestone which is one of those custom holiday village type places. Lovely and we got the week where the weather was fab. I've only ever been through Wales to get to other places or we only got as far as Anglesey for the motor racing so it was great to do a bit of exploring.
I really enjoyed it and I'd happily go there again. Ferry trip was very relaxing too - much less hassle than flying, far more comfortable - and less stressful for one of the few unrepentant smokers left in the world since you can go out on deck and have a quick fag!
We're off to Glasgow in August to visit the in-laws (although amazingly our trip co-incides with the BTCC at Knockhill so we'll be heading there for the weekend.. ;) ) I'm looking forward to this too. Even though himself's family live there and we visit at least once a year, I've never actually been there in the summer so I'm hoping we might get a couple of nice days to actually do some touristy stuff this trip! :)
Ahh! Those beaches.
Our family holiday used to be 3 weeks in Pembrokeshire every year when I was at school (cheap holiday with my fathers family). Bluestone was one of our possible destinations this year until the lack of broadband and the lure of another American city won us over.
Skiathos
We're off to Skiathos. It's quite a nice chilled Greek island. Not too expensive to get to and ticks most of the boxes.
I must say we were camping in Loughton a few weekends ago and it was absolute bliss - the simple things eh?
Menorca
A villa on the beach.
My wife and I will laze about all day with books and mp3s whilst my 2 teenage boys will act like teenagers and play beach volleyball and chase girls. Or they might find an internet cafe and MSN for a fortnight and play arcade video games.
It's just the same as Mallorca except it's for families. There are no gangs of lager louts and everything closes at midnight. I've been twice before but not for 9 years.
Yaolong Bay, Sanya.
On the island of Hainan in the South China Sea.
Traditionally, this is where mandarins were banished to if they'd been naughty in Beijing. These days, the Party faithful have their own special resort and country-club.
Cleanest beaches in China, excellent food, very reasonably priced, less than two hours from Hong Kong (flying, not swimming).