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My confession: I helped kill music
Time to own up. I was involved in home-taping. And we know what the adverts said was the result.
It started off on the easy stuff –the radio. You never forget the first time, and mine was hard to beat. John Peel’s festive 50 of 1978. A Philips 590 transistor radio. My portable cassette recorder, its in-built microphone – about the size of a penny piece – placed next to it. No direct connection, just a blanket thrown over to keep extraneous sound out. The family downstairs warned to stir out of their seats at their own peril for four nights in a row (I missed 50-41). The adrenaline rush as the C90 approached the end of each side: will this song finish before it runs out? Is there enough left for another song? If so, please let it be a punk/new wave shortie and not something lasting 12 minutes by Van Morrison.
Thence to the hard stuff – records. A borrowed double live album off a friend’s older brother – Made in Japan, The Song Remains the Same, Live and Dangerous. Will all four sides fit on a C90 or is it a C120 job? OK – time to jack up, a 5-pin DIN connector needed. Write the tracks on the insert, or make your own artwork. Sometimes all you have to hand is a pre-recorded cassette you no longer want to keep – time to get busy with the sellotape over the snap-off recording protector.
So to the record companies – I’m sorry. I did go on to buy all the records anyway (and the remasters, and the Deluxe editions etc etc) but how you staggered on into the CD age I don’t know.
I hope the statute of limitations has expired, or else I may ask for a file to be slipped into my next subscription edition of the Word.
Anyone else for absolution?
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My big thing was to tape records I'd borrowed from...
my local library and then spend hours drawing and painting the covers onto thin cardboard which would eventually be inserted with great pride into the cassette box. My version of Queen's 'The Game' was particularly fine, as I remember it. Now that was dedication... much more fun than pressing a button and downloading something.
The thing was
That an LP generally fitted onto 1 side of a C90 so you could pair unlikely bedfellows on the same tape. Say, The Jam on one side and Rachel Sweet on the other (this is one pairing I actually remember having). I doubt that many of today's more bloated CDs would fit. You'd be forced to use a C120 and everybody knows that you couldn't play them more than twice without them tangling up.
1 + 1
Someone reminded me the other day about those Island cassettes with an album of the day on one side and a blank tape on the other.
I had the "Rastaman Vibration" one. RV is a wonderful album - but my ocnfession is that I filled up the other side with a load of anyhoo old nonsense probably including Stranglers' "Peaches" -because I thought it was naughty
Never mind cassette - for TOTP I used to hold up a microphone to our telly's single and v.tinny speaker - er, fed, into an ancient Grundig reel-to-reel. To which I would add my own DJ type comments.
BTW - love your post. Suddenly I was 9 again.
Luxury!
I can't know what sort of reel to reel recorder I had but it was my father's cast off when he upgraded to a Grundig so it surely was inferior. I had to wait for it to warm up and the tube that told me what the recording level was like started glowing.
BTW, I used to perch the microphone on a cushion to record Pick of The Pops on a Sunday evening without getting the vibrations through from the table but including being told that tea was ready!
Wow -
sophisticated sound baffling equipment - impressive!
Unlikely Solid Air coupling
I recorded a bunch of home demos on the other side of the John Maryn 1+1 tape I had, which I cunningly titled "So Far, So Good". I'm sorry, it was all I had to hand.
Forgive me father for...
I really sinned back in the 'BASF chromdioxid' days, and in this digital age, I reckon I sin frequently if not daily.
all hope has long since been abandoned
thanks
very funny post. I too was transported waaay back to a rather more innocent and certainly more fun time.
I blame the parents
Led into a life of crime by my Dad buying an old reel-to-reel, which I positioned in front of the radio on a Sunday night, ready for the charts.
Can't remember if it was after I graduated to cassettes, but whenever I hear Peter Noone singing "Oh, You Pretty Things" (no, it doesn't happen very often), I always expect it to segue perfectly into Blue Mink's "The Bannerman" (come on, I was only 10).
When my Dad died, I inherited a large bag of cassettes of Humph's Monday night "Best of Jazz".
What chance did I have?
Peter Noone / Blue Mink
Personally, I think you had damn good taste at 10...
Doppelganger
Pete_M - you have stolen my identity and my past life (surely the same). You swine. l can't remember where l put the old tapes. Refresh my (our) memory then send them back to me/you/us. Damn, its only Thursday evening and the weekend has already started.
In our past life....
...the Peel cassettes were played until - literally - they broke. I can still recall my dismay hearing Jake Burns gutteral roar morph into a Pinky/Perky-esque soprano as the tape caught in the mechanism during 'Suspect Device'.
Twenty years later, in the era of the internet and MiniDiscs, I found the full listing on the web, then hunted down each of the fifty tracks on LP or CD, and recorded them in 50 to 1 order. A poor substitute without the man himself between tracks, but it brought a smile to my (our?) face.
I was reminded the other day...
That I never heard the beginning or ends of songs. Yep, I was so poor that I could never buy albums (stop crying at the back!), and that I taped *everything* off the radio. I had so many compilations of favourite songs, but they never had the beginnings or ends because I assiduously chopped out the witless DJ. I was pretty good at this, as you can imagine.
When I got the money to actually buy some of these records - and alleviated a lot of the guilt - some of the intros were a revelation. Blondie's Atomic starts with Three Blind Mice! Who knew?
Guilty as charged
But I helped kee Billy Bragg sane on the road.
I used to produce cassette compilations for friends, consisting of favourite music with silly tunes and dialogue. They became known as Beanytapes. Natch. When introduced to Billy Bragg by his, ahem, "Beanytape carrying roadie" he exclaimed "Aha, you are he of cassette fame!" Or something along those lines.
Dad would tape the Top 40...
...on his sophisticated separates system (make sure to keep those needles out of the red). The results would then be played on our trusty mono cassette player which would be positioned between my sister's bedroom and mine. It would favour one bedroom for a week, the other the next.
Peel tapes
Still got some of them knocking about somewhere, a favorite being Peel's 40th birthday show. That also broke and had to be repaired. Knew l/we should have splashed out and gone for TDK.
yes, I had that too
some great tunes on there - Johnny Adams - Born Again, some Jerry Lee, Johnny "Guitar" Watson.
I did hear that some of these are "available" in "specialist retailers". A pal of mine was delighted to have Festive Fifties on CD.
The Sun and The Rain
For me, this song will always finish like this:
(key change) "I feel the rain falling Madness there with The Su-"
Similarly hard-wired into my memory is:
"Unction! I never thought it could happen..."